Stardew Valley

Stardew Valley
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#81

More like Haley, you whore.


#82

Oh man, Abigail too.


#83

:musical_note:Haley don’t want no short-short eels.:notes:


#84

What is up with your town? hahah


#85

Seriously, I had no idea how dirty this game was. I mean, I knew you were on a farm and all, but DAMN!


#86

FYI, those aren’t from my town. I just saw them on the Stardew Valley subreddit.

I think they requested items are randomly generated, ad-lib style, and they just happened to line up in the best way.

Penny may be a soft-spoken cutie who needs rescuing from her mom, but I think I’m going to drop her for Abigail. She has a SNES and a poster of Chrono in her room. That’s like Decfon level 1 waifu material right there.


#87

Haley keeps reminding me of how dirty I am, and I’m always like “BITCH, I’D BE A TERRIBLE FARMER IF I WASN’T DIRTY.” I swear, one of these days she’s gonna get a face full of egg via the slingshot I just found in the mines. Right to the moon.


#88

[quote=“Threctory, post:87, topic:540, full:true”]
…she’s gonna get a face full of egg via the slingshot…[/quote]
DIRTY BIRD


#89

First, face full of man egg, then an actual egg as I’m leaving.


#90

Yass, now that it’s autumn, it’s pumpkin farming time. Mo’ pumpkins, mo’ money, and by money I mean third base with Abigail. She loves the big, orange P.


#91

Is this a farm sim or a dating sim?


#92

Yes.


#93

Waifu Acquisition Software.


#94

It’s like real life.








#95

So at the end of the day are you hoping to be holding some nice mellons or be holding some nice mellons?


#96

Yes.


#97

#98

Updates, please.


#99

I didn’t have a chance to play yesterday, and you made me raid in Destiny on Saturday, so nothing new to report from Morning Wood Farm.


#100

A post was merged into an existing topic: Destiny