That’s who you all just voted for. The
soon to be already over-saturated second-coming of Jar Jar, I hope you are all proud of yourselves.
I am just showing up here to announce that I will not be watching the trailer (when the director of the movie tells you to absolutely not watch the trailer, I listen) AND that I have tickets for 6pm on Thursday to go see this—I CANNOT WAIT!!! And I have a ticket for the following noon as well, cuz I see every Star Wars movie at least twice, so I might as well just buy them all at once.
And now I will be limiting my social media exposure and going on media blackout for the next 2 months. This is gonna be rough. Especially since I know this trailer will be in front of Thor, which I also have tickets to next month.
Oh look, another poster with 38 characters on it.
Crap. Now what do I do?
I’ll porg myself to that when I get home.
And now I already hate these new Ewoks before the movie has even come out.
Just watch the damn thing already.
Fucking die. Snow Fox FTW
Your hipster’s showing.
PORGS OR GTFO
Yup, sure is Star Wars.
Sure is and Im erect.
That first shot…hnnnnnngggf