So while I was at my Miniatures Painting Workshop at Madness comics I saw something that I can never un-see. I went to take a leak and while in there a man of great size, neck beard included, came bolting in and landed in the stall next to the urinal I was at. He then sat rather quickly and let out a moan as if to say UUUUUuuggggghhhh. Then much to my horror he wadded up some toilet paper and proceeded to wipe shit out of his underwear. I stood there in horror but could not look away. Said man then left, without washing his hands, and returned to the store. When I left I spotted him perched at his table with his fellow Magic tourney playing folks. Thank you large neck beard for living up to the stereo type.