"I'm Lazy, Someone Else Make One": The SPAM Sushi Thread

"I'm Lazy, Someone Else Make One": The SPAM Sushi Thread
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#1633

I thought I was already in too deep, but I just purchased my first autographed k-pop album.

Help… me…


#1634

operative word


#1635

If I ever have children, the reading of my will is gonna be real weird.


#1636

This day. This day…


#1637

Wow. And it’s so early too. Hope it gets better.


#1638

#1639

#1640

#1641

Been a loooooong week thanks to our 1st round of standardized testing and 1st round of tornado warnings and activity. I need me a 24oz Coke Zero with 3 shots of Bacardi Reserve.


#1642

It’s a good thing I’m without students from 1-2:30 because I can not stop farting today. These kids are getting crop dusted right now though.


#1643

#1644

I hate caps lock sooooo much…


#1645

DO YOU REALLY!?!


#1646

#1647

Looking for a new place to live while the days on your current lease slowly count down is about the most stressful thing I’ve ever had to deal with.


#1648

Didn’t you do this not too long ago?


#1649

Yeah, same time last year. The current house we ended up moving into ended up being a POS. Built in like 1908, sort-of-updated-but-not-sufficiently-enough so high gas and electric bills, all wooden floors so it’s dusty all the time, also a weird layout on the main floor after the previous owner turned the dining room into a bedroom with a 1.5 bath.


#1650

We’re getting our townhouse ready to sell, hopefully on May 1st. I’m lazy so it sucks. Lots to do. We do have a situation lined up afterwards, so that’s nice at least.


#1651

I hope you know how nice that is. We have some friends looking at houses right now and I know I’ve seen on the news how much of a sellers market it is, but hearing how hard it is from them first hand sounds like it’s really rough out there for buyers.


#1652

So, I own a mini-van now. Yep.